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Optimistic scamming
To: nuttycow@gmail.com From: Edgelow, Cynthia J., R.N. Subject: Settlement Good day, This programme is awarded for all victims who were previously scammed by the internet fraudsters ,the Financial Commitee of the UN-HABITAT Programme have deposited your Settlement Check Parcel of … Continue reading
Abusing the internet
It’s been three weeks. By rights, this should mean that I’m starting to live my life again, right? In reality, I’m not. It’s too far down the line to continue boring my friends and so it falls to you, dear … Continue reading
Well, it serves you right…
… for keeping me in a conference room for 4 hours.
Desert Island Disks
The rules are simple. You are stranded on a desert island. You are allowed eight pieces of music to take with you. You can also choose a favourite book (excluding the Bible or other religious work and Shakespeare – these … Continue reading
And suddenly I’m 8 again
This song just came on the radio. Suddenly I’m no longer at work. I’m 8. Christmas is snowy. Presents are bountiful. Nothing is bad or scary. I’m not worried about anything. The holidays last forever. School isn’t until next year. A … Continue reading
Just call me Miss Marple
I’m going a murder mystery evening. I am Nicole, an 18 year old idealist with a lefty poet boyfriend. The year is 1942. The place is Casablanca, in the latest days of Vichy – America has just entered the war and … Continue reading
A short tale (tail?) of three cats (and a dog)
Much like the UK, in Kenya, pets form a huge part of a lot of people’s lives. They talk to them, sing to them, take them out for walks, collapse with them on the sofa, make them part of the … Continue reading
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Stream of consciousness
Damn you mothers in your big arse four by fours, why do you always park on the corner. Can’t your fat kids walk to 2m to school? Are you going or staying? Come on come on. Thanks mate, although, letting … Continue reading
The pleasure’s all mine. Really
When NC first contacted me about guest blogging while she went off to Kenya, I read the e-mail too quickly and got it all wrong. Indeed, I was terribly excited by the close proximity of the words “Kenya” and “invite” … Continue reading
Au revoir
Today is a day for: packing panicking planning running around remembering reading drinking discussing dozing Today’s post has been bought to you by the letters p, r and d. See you when I get back. Memo to self: when you … Continue reading