- When you’re giving a London number, it’s 020 7XXX XXXX not 0207 XXX XXXX
- Stop walking so slowly. You may be taking in the atmosphere, birds, trees etc but I want to go somewhere. Now. And you’re in the middle of the pavement. In my way.
- Open that window. I must have fresh air.
- “You don’t know. You don’t even know” – Jerry Springer, Trisha, Jeremy Kyle participants… of course we don’t know. We’re not stupid enough to get in the same situation as you. We can, however, give you decent advice. Like maybe you should dump the man who’s cheating on you with your sister, your mother and your daughter. It’s never going to be a match made in heaven, is it?
- Croydon face lifts. Just stop it.
- Weathermen/women – why are you so happy the whole time. Really, it’s not natural to be perky at 6 in the morning.
Sorry. Just had to get those out of my head.
Stop walking so slowly. You may be taking in the atmosphere, birds, trees etc but I want to go somewhere. Now. And you’re in the middle of the pavement. In my way.
Ugh, slow skiers!!! If you’re going to ski slowly on a red run and traverse constantly then I’m going to hit you and it’s not my fault.
Oh. I agree!!! (and am relieved that it’s not just me who noticed the first!)
Bit grumpy today Nutty?
That post is proof positive that you would get along JUST FINE in New York City.
#2? Yes, yes, yes.
Roseski – I’m afraid I’m one of those slow skiiers. Sorry for all my kind.
Lucy – I think you’ll find there are lots of people out there just like us!
Philip – No…. (yes)
UB – thanks for the endorsement. Do you have to be completely irrational to live in NYC?
Kaci – glad you agree!
Does anyone in “the media” have a clue about these new (new in 2000 that is!!!) telephone numbers?
Next time I hear some fucktard say “0207″, I am going to launch my radio out of the window.
Oh, and then there’s 01142 instead of (0114) in Sheffield, 01189 instead of (0118) in Reading, and 02920 instead of (029) for Cardiff – among others.