Nuttycow’s day (a helpful stalking guide)

6:30am – alarm goes off
6:35am – alarm goes off
6:40am – alarm goes off
6:45am – alarm goes off
6:50am – alarm goes off
6:55am – alarm goes off
7.00am – alarm goes off

… and so on until …

7:35am – alarm goes off, nuttycow gets out of bed
8:10am – nuttycow leaves the house
8:12am – nuttycow curses the yummy mummies who insist on parking their whacking great big 4x4s practically in the middle of the road
8:40am – nuttycow lights her first cigarette of the day
9:05am – nuttycow finally reaches the office carpark, steams in, narrowly avoiding the too-close-together pillars and parks in her normal spot. On the left hand side, third space along.
9:10am – nuttycow sits down at the desk, turns on the computer, sighs and thinks about starting the day
10:15am – nuttycow looks at the clock on her computer and realises that she has to stop reading blogs/commenting/checking email/bidding on ebay/sorting out stuff for the rugby club and should do some work
11:00am – nuttycow starts to do some real work
12noon – nuttycow gets lunch from downstairs and sits at her desk
12:30pm – 2nd cigarette of the day
12:35pm – write letters, draft strategies, answer correspondance, call people, email people, go to meetings
3:30pm – checks email/checks google reader/comments/laughs/looks around to check no one saw her laughing at herself
5:00pm – looks at clock on computer and realises, yet again, the internet is a dangerous thing
6:00pm – does all the work she meant to do during the day
6:30pm – leaves the office
7:15pm – after listening to the comedy on Radio 4 (followed, naturally by the Archers) nuttycow arrives home. Kisses N and complains bitterly about how busy she has been.
7:30pm – nuttycow collapses onto the sofa with vat of red wine*
8:00pm – nuttycow thinks about cooking
9:00pm – food on the table
9:30pm – nuttycow thinks about diving into bed but realises that it’s far to early… isn’t it?
9:35pm – nuttycow enters the land of nod.**

* memo to all – I do have a life. I do go out sometimes. Promise
** bugger – what a dull post. Sorry. Tired