If I were the opposite sex for a day, the first thing I would do would be ——————
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I would pee standing up. Lucky bastards…
have me some sex – to see what it was like
definatly go for sex –i wanna know what its like to have a penis!
Go for a walk and see what happened.
Try to walk gracefully in high heels and figure out how to dance the polka backwards.
Darn, Patti beat me to it. Then I would leave the seat up!
pee standing up, run around, and have sex.
Go to Savile Row and get myself measured for a suit.
Well, that’d be the second thing. Sex’d have to be first.
Scratch my crotch. It’s socially acceptable for guys to do it – but when we do it, (which we never do) we have Crabs.
le sigh.