Hello/Howdy/Aloha/You’ll never believe what…
Insert clever introduction focusing on subject of the day
Cue discussion of said topic with references to rugby/kenya/men/gin/bananas/sheep/all of the above. Argument with self about various different points of view on topic. Reference to other people who have discussed same topic.
Link to popular blog here with pertinent comment about how good/bad/famous/amazing/undeserving the writer is
Move topic towards personal anecdote making passing comments about N/love life/cucumbers/diet/house/cat
Funny punchline
End.
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COMMENTS SECTION:
1. Agreement with blogger calling on personal experiences
2. Note about lack of correct grammar in post
3. Do you want a bigger penis?
4. Disagreement with blogger calling her all names under the sun
5. Disagreement with the disagreement.
6. Self promoting link
7. Comment on how fit Rupert Penry Jones is
8. Ever fancied an Asian bride? Plenty wait for you now!
9. Clever pun and/or link to article on same subject but written in a better style.
10. Comment made 3 months too late with irrelevant statement
You’re absolutely right, in fact the same thing happened to me not last week.
By: Lizsara on 11 July, 2008
at 3:19 pm
your grammar is terrible you know
By: Lizsara on 11 July, 2008
at 3:19 pm
I would love any kind at all, it’s very sad being single sometimes
By: Lizsara on 11 July, 2008
at 3:19 pm
Oi beehatch you’re wrong totally about everything
By: Lizsara on 11 July, 2008
at 3:20 pm
shall i stop now?
no, well i agree wit hthe person before who agreed and with the last person who didn’t.
stupid commenter
By: Lizsara on 11 July, 2008
at 3:20 pm
come see my blog it’s better than yours
By: Lizsara on 11 July, 2008
at 3:21 pm
isn’t Rupert Penry-Jones fit
Watch Burn Up on BBC2 soon
By: Lizsara on 11 July, 2008
at 3:21 pm
No, ewwwww, i’m not that kind of girl
By: Lizsara on 11 July, 2008
at 3:22 pm
oh hell i don’t know what to put here, see you in 3 months on this thread
By: Lizsara on 11 July, 2008
at 3:22 pm
Lizsara – um… yes.
By: nuttycow on 11 July, 2008
at 4:02 pm
Ninatokea Marekani.
Don’t forget the non-English comments that most people can’t understand.
(Hapana! Sizungumzi Kiswahili. Ninazungumza Kiingereza tu!)
By: Gump on 11 July, 2008
at 4:49 pm
Ijumaa,Arubaini na saba na robo tatu hours this week. I’m done. I’m fed up. I’m outta here. Have a great weekend everyone.
By: Gump on 11 July, 2008
at 5:11 pm
I’ll be back in three months with something amazing to say
By: Ben on 11 July, 2008
at 6:01 pm
Funny you should mention rugby, kenya, men, gin, bananas and sheep.
I had a great post about those just the other day…
By: Ask Alice on 11 July, 2008
at 6:44 pm
I would love to put a smart comment but think everyone else has it covered so I’ll refrain. Great post though!
By: Paiula on 12 July, 2008
at 11:29 am
So true, so true.
Fuck – I just conformed.
By: Jo on 13 July, 2008
at 4:59 pm
Gump – Ndiyo.
Ben – I wait with bated breath
Ask Alice – Sounds like the most thrilling post, like, EVER. I want more!
Paiula – Random compliments are as welcome as smart comments
Jo – Rebel against the system girl
Don’t conform.
By: nuttycow on 14 July, 2008
at 1:55 pm
..3 months elapses….
My Grandad ordered a mail order bride once but nothing turned up. He was always complaining about the lack of Grammar in post.
By: Murph on 15 July, 2008
at 1:50 pm
[...] Sometimes I read something and feel like I’ve read it before, and then I realize I’m experiencing deja blog. [...]
By: Casual Friday — July 18th, 2008 - Cornered Office - Work It, Mom! on 18 July, 2008
at 11:54 am