Hello/Howdy/Aloha/You’ll never believe what…
Insert clever introduction focusing on subject of the day
Cue discussion of said topic with references to rugby/kenya/men/gin/bananas/sheep/all of the above. Argument with self about various different points of view on topic. Reference to other people who have discussed same topic.
Link to popular blog here with pertinent comment about how good/bad/famous/amazing/undeserving the writer is
Move topic towards personal anecdote making passing comments about N/love life/cucumbers/diet/house/cat
1. Agreement with blogger calling on personal experiences
2. Note about lack of correct grammar in post
3. Do you want a bigger penis?
4. Disagreement with blogger calling her all names under the sun
5. Disagreement with the disagreement.
6. Self promoting link
7. Comment on how fit Rupert Penry Jones is
8. Ever fancied an Asian bride? Plenty wait for you now!
9. Clever pun and/or link to article on same subject but written in a better style.
10. Comment made 3 months too late with irrelevant statement