Posted by: nuttycow | 11 July, 2008

*insert clever title here*

Hello/Howdy/Aloha/You’ll never believe what…

Insert clever introduction focusing on subject of the day

Cue discussion of said topic with references to rugby/kenya/men/gin/bananas/sheep/all of the above. Argument with self about various different points of view on topic. Reference to other people who have discussed same topic.

Link to popular blog here with pertinent comment about how good/bad/famous/amazing/undeserving the writer is

Move topic towards personal anecdote making passing comments about N/love life/cucumbers/diet/house/cat

Funny punchline

End.

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COMMENTS SECTION:

1. Agreement with blogger calling on personal experiences

2. Note about lack of correct grammar in post

3. Do you want a bigger penis?

4. Disagreement with blogger calling her all names under the sun

5. Disagreement with the disagreement.

6. Self promoting link

7. Comment on how fit Rupert Penry Jones is

8. Ever fancied an Asian bride? Plenty wait for you now!

9. Clever pun and/or link to article on same subject but written in a better style.

10. Comment made 3 months too late with irrelevant statement

Responses

You’re absolutely right, in fact the same thing happened to me not last week.

your grammar is terrible you know

I would love any kind at all, it’s very sad being single sometimes

Oi beehatch you’re wrong totally about everything

shall i stop now?

no, well i agree wit hthe person before who agreed and with the last person who didn’t.

stupid commenter

come see my blog it’s better than yours

isn’t Rupert Penry-Jones fit

Watch Burn Up on BBC2 soon

No, ewwwww, i’m not that kind of girl

oh hell i don’t know what to put here, see you in 3 months on this thread

Lizsara - um… yes.

Ninatokea Marekani.

Don’t forget the non-English comments that most people can’t understand.

(Hapana! Sizungumzi Kiswahili. Ninazungumza Kiingereza tu!)

Ijumaa,Arubaini na saba na robo tatu hours this week. I’m done. I’m fed up. I’m outta here. Have a great weekend everyone.

I’ll be back in three months with something amazing to say

Funny you should mention rugby, kenya, men, gin, bananas and sheep.

I had a great post about those just the other day…

I would love to put a smart comment but think everyone else has it covered so I’ll refrain. Great post though!

So true, so true.

Fuck - I just conformed.

Gump - Ndiyo.

Ben - I wait with bated breath

Ask Alice - Sounds like the most thrilling post, like, EVER. I want more!

Paiula - Random compliments are as welcome as smart comments

Jo - Rebel against the system girl :) Don’t conform.

..3 months elapses….
My Grandad ordered a mail order bride once but nothing turned up. He was always complaining about the lack of Grammar in post.

[...] Sometimes I read something and feel like I’ve read it before, and then I realize I’m experiencing deja blog. [...]

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