If you do one thing this week you must: Visit my new blog. Oh go on, please. It’s boring and all it has is details of weight loss and diets and exercise but make me feel loved, go on.
Posts I’ve liked in the last week:
Apollocreed discusses deodrant
Area trace no search looks at the problem of knife crime
Iain Dale despairs at the police
English Mum admits defeat
Blue Cat breathes deeply and calmly
LCT talks to herself
The Unbearable Lightness contemplates stripping
Jo meets a chav
Nicole can’t sleep
Leonie thinks about kittens in cups
Milla reminicises (and uses long words)
Rosie gives you an excuse not to go to work
Did you know? The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Random Nuttycow fact: I’m actually starting to enjoy my diet.
Random twitter update seen this week: “Mmm. Overcooked, watery tortellini and a tasteless tomato sauce. Just what the doctor ordered. Bloody doctor. Not letting him order again” minifig
Last text message received: Get your arse to the pub now [which I did]
Last text message sent: U think u’re so G. Bet u’re not as down wid da kidz to know what dat means [apparently "G" means "Gangster" - something our very young reception taught me]
Last thought before publishing: You know what, yesterday’s fitness wasn’t too bad at all.




