Nuttycow does Google

Nuttycow loves…

… telling everyone that she loves them
… the contrast between blue and mustard yellow
… underwear and kinky stuff
… a man who dresses badly
… it when people roar at her because she is a cat

Nuttycow hates…

… it. It’s like a parasite growing out of her head, usurping her
… baths and everytime she has one she seems to get really upset
… books. In fact, she’s terrified of them
… normalcy, loves changing things up, and has no opinions on relationships
… the holidays

Nuttycow wants…

… a slap round the face
… to stir up some trouble
… to be picked up in a pink limousine for her birthday
… leaner, more toned limbs and a tight tummy
… to prove his guilt and ruin him

Nuttycow knows…

… she is boring
… we aren’t her ‎biological parents
… which brother she’s sleeping with
… how to turn on the telly
… the clock is ticking and that this is a very personal dance between her and the killer

Nuttycow feels…

… “more womanly” after boob job
… slightly tingly all over as the shaver buzzes over her head
… obligated to work
… soooo grown up now, and could barely get to sleep tonight in her excitement